I got this version of White Christmas and had to share it, too. Enjoy!!
http://www.mesasoftware.com/merrychristmas.htm
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Teenage Rules
As of yet, we don't have any teenagers living with us...some of our kids THINK they are teenagers, but they really aren't. But I found these rules for teenagers that I thought were great and had to share them. And when my children do become age appropriate, you better believe we will have these posted in our house. :)
Teenage RulesRaising teenagers is a challenge. The following rules are to help kids understand what is expected of them during their pre-adult status.
Rules of This Household
1. If you are not here for dinner, too bad. This is not a fast-foodplace where the cook is on duty at all times. The cook works full time and does not need a second job.
2. If you make a mess, clean it up. The dishwasher is open 24 hours a day to service you as are the vacuum, broom, and sponge. Please help them to help you by using them. If you need assistance, ask the cook -- she will be happy to give you training on any of the equipment.
3. The taxi service for this household is not on call 24 hours. You must make reservations at least 12 hours in advance. You have two good legs, skateboards, and bikes that are somewhat operational; one of you has a vehicle that works. Use them. By the way, skateboards are to be used on the outside of this house and are never to be used in the living room just because the landing is softer when you fall.
4. We are not a bank and you have no collateral to offer us. Face it: We own everything you have and I have receipts to prove it, so don't ask us for loans. Get jobs! We have them. Try it and you might like it (not so much the work as the money).
5. Curfew is negotiable, but try not to be late too often because it could go either way.
6. Tell us where you are going. GOOD GRIEF! I am way older than you, and I still tell my mother where I am going when I am at her house. Leave us a note or try to form words describing where you are going while we are in the room with you. Honestly, we don't bite unless provoked.
7. You know how to use a phone. Some of you even have cell phones. We like to hear your voice if you are going to be late. You can use a phone to find out what's for dinner, to let us know you made it to wherever all right, or just to let us hear your beautiful voice.
8. No food in your room, the living room, the bathroom, or anywhere in the house other than the kitchen or dining area EVER! How many times do I have to say this?
9. You do not contribute financially in any way, shape, or form to this household, so try to pull your weight in otherways: Clean something, put something away, surprise us by doing it before we ask. Otherwise, you may find yourself financially supporting yourself on the OUTSIDE of this house.
Teenage RulesRaising teenagers is a challenge. The following rules are to help kids understand what is expected of them during their pre-adult status.
Rules of This Household
1. If you are not here for dinner, too bad. This is not a fast-foodplace where the cook is on duty at all times. The cook works full time and does not need a second job.
2. If you make a mess, clean it up. The dishwasher is open 24 hours a day to service you as are the vacuum, broom, and sponge. Please help them to help you by using them. If you need assistance, ask the cook -- she will be happy to give you training on any of the equipment.
3. The taxi service for this household is not on call 24 hours. You must make reservations at least 12 hours in advance. You have two good legs, skateboards, and bikes that are somewhat operational; one of you has a vehicle that works. Use them. By the way, skateboards are to be used on the outside of this house and are never to be used in the living room just because the landing is softer when you fall.
4. We are not a bank and you have no collateral to offer us. Face it: We own everything you have and I have receipts to prove it, so don't ask us for loans. Get jobs! We have them. Try it and you might like it (not so much the work as the money).
5. Curfew is negotiable, but try not to be late too often because it could go either way.
6. Tell us where you are going. GOOD GRIEF! I am way older than you, and I still tell my mother where I am going when I am at her house. Leave us a note or try to form words describing where you are going while we are in the room with you. Honestly, we don't bite unless provoked.
7. You know how to use a phone. Some of you even have cell phones. We like to hear your voice if you are going to be late. You can use a phone to find out what's for dinner, to let us know you made it to wherever all right, or just to let us hear your beautiful voice.
8. No food in your room, the living room, the bathroom, or anywhere in the house other than the kitchen or dining area EVER! How many times do I have to say this?
9. You do not contribute financially in any way, shape, or form to this household, so try to pull your weight in otherways: Clean something, put something away, surprise us by doing it before we ask. Otherwise, you may find yourself financially supporting yourself on the OUTSIDE of this house.
Season's Greetings!!
Wow!! I love this time of year. I am even learning to enjoy the season without snow. But I love that everyone is thinking more about others and there is just a different feeling in the air.
Here are some new quotes I'd like to share:
Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the year.
— Spanish proverb
Whenever God closes one door He always opens another — even though sometimes it's hell in the hallway!
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
— Mohandas Gandhi
Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius.
— An Wang
There are no miracles for those that have no faith in them.
— French proverb
Here are some new quotes I'd like to share:
Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the year.
— Spanish proverb
Whenever God closes one door He always opens another — even though sometimes it's hell in the hallway!
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
— Mohandas Gandhi
Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius.
— An Wang
There are no miracles for those that have no faith in them.
— French proverb
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